Morning in Edison. How can I describe it? Don’t get me wrong we get paid very well and for what we do. I’m not going to dare complain. For the last 10 or so years I have had it very good, sheltered from the economic downturns the rest of the nation has been dealing with. We are very lucky, I know this, but at the same time I feel day after day that I am alone in my awareness of the absurdity to life in this place. Millions and millions of dollars come through the veins of this beast and at the end of the day you have to laugh at what we have to show for it. Once we spent $150,000 just so one of our executives could have wifi connection from his mistresses summer home. We have actually flown a technician out to Florida overnight so his daughter would be able to print her book report. My team maintains the companies web and mobile applications. This means that we are the face of every error, glitch, network error, and security breach. We are the face of this whole mess. Let me walk you through a typical day. I get in around 9 am. Usually high from my drive in. I login and my soul logs into the sound of her heart. It’s best tells me nothing is impossible and …